{"id":549,"date":"2004-10-21T22:43:27","date_gmt":"2004-10-21T20:43:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.larshvidberg.dk\/?p=470"},"modified":"2004-10-21T22:43:27","modified_gmt":"2004-10-21T20:43:27","slug":"nrdernes-sex-liv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.whiteberg.dk\/?p=549","title":{"rendered":"N\u00f8rdernes sex-liv"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Wave Magazine har offenliggjort den <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewavemag.com\/pagegen.php?pagename=article&amp;articleid=24184\">defintive liste over n\u00f8rd-hobbies<\/a>, inklusive skaderne for ens offentlige omd\u00f8mme eller sex-liv, hvis man skulle v\u00e6re ud\u00f8vende n\u00f8rd. Vi tager et enkelt udpluk &#8211; som jeg desv\u00e6rre m\u00e5 regne mig selv for at have v\u00e6ret ramt af (ikke l\u00e6ngere!!!!):<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>9. Role Playing Games<\/p>\n<p>Public Humiliation: 63.4%<\/p>\n<p>Dungeons and Dragons combines the nerdiness of a fantasy setting with the fruitiness of improvisational theatre, and as if that weren\u2019t enough for them to deal with, the rest of us think these people are going to go crazy and kill us. It\u2019s really hard for society to do more to tell you that if you play this game, you\u2019re on your own.<\/p>\n<p>Damage to Sex Life: 78.0%<\/p>\n<p>We weren\u2019t exactly sure on this figure, since a 78% means that there\u2019s still a 22% chance of a woman walking by role players and one of them saying, \u201cA minotaur? Here in the Dungeon of Kajmar!? Very well, I swing my axe of axing at th- why hello there, pretty lady. My name\u2019s Twinkleberry, The Spritish Pegasus. Why, as a matter of fact I AM single.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Distinguishing Characteristics: An RPGeek either wears a black heavy metal shirt or, in tragic attempts at stylishness, a button-up shirt with a wrap-around dragon and flames.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Tak til <a href=\"http:\/\/www.teh.dk\/\">Abekongen<\/a>. Jeg fik den p\u00e5 bloggen f\u00f8r ham!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Wave Magazine har offenliggjort den defintive liste over n\u00f8rd-hobbies, inklusive skaderne for ens offentlige omd\u00f8mme eller sex-liv, hvis man skulle v\u00e6re ud\u00f8vende n\u00f8rd. Vi tager et enkelt udpluk &#8211; som jeg desv\u00e6rre m\u00e5 regne mig selv for at have v\u00e6ret ramt af (ikke l\u00e6ngere!!!!): 9. Role Playing Games Public Humiliation: 63.4% Dungeons and Dragons &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.whiteberg.dk\/?p=549\" class=\"more-link\">L\u00e6s mere <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">N\u00f8rdernes sex-liv<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[288],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.whiteberg.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.whiteberg.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.whiteberg.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.whiteberg.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.whiteberg.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=549"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.whiteberg.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.whiteberg.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.whiteberg.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.whiteberg.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}